Love It or Leave It...

mysharona1987:

All this and I still wish: 

Shelley should have lost it and beaten the actual living fuck out Kubrick.

Vivian should have caught this on camera and showed it.

He was not a nice man.  

(via damn-funny)

woodmeat:

masakit:

gurlukovich:

destroyjohnlock:

spin:

spin:

You’re scrolling through your dash, one of your popular mutuals made a textpost. ‘Give me kins reccs,’ it says. You reply in hopes of impressing them, they ignore your contribution. You refresh your dash. New textpost. ‘I’m Mikan from Danganronpa now. No fakes.’ You take a deep breath, that’s one of your unlisted IDs. You ponder if you should drop her or not.. Just then, you get an ask, it’s from your QPP. It reads: ‘Hey Justin is kin with Mikan now and doesn’t like fakes so i have to block you, sorry!’ You try to tell them you’re dropping Mikan, but it’s too late, they already put you on their BYF as their abuser. You cry.

you weren’t meant to relate to this

The funniest part of this is that OP is kin with pewdiepie

I don’t understand any word this shit says

(via kitten-cult)

homo-nerd-grizz:

chainsawpunk:

sustainablefarming:

This should’ve been my gender reveal

They look so distraught lmao straight people are wild

(via only1600kids)

frogmp3:

“Hozier liked”

(via usernamepen15)

surfacage:

stayin clean

(via chocorade)

(via damn-funny)

bigprettygothgf:

tyrian-blooded-leader:

Well this is shameful.

(via bbqcute)

theroomyouneverenter:

slimetony:

transgirl-princess:

slimetony:

guys lets brainstorm a post

setting: 1950s london

*british accent* oh fuck i got my balls caught in the trolley. sure glad the beatles arent around yet to write a song about this

balls in the trolley, asking for help all alone while he cries out in fear

no one comes near

nutsack is hurting, it’s caught between rivets and pulleys and gears

nobody hears

(To the tune of Eleanor Rigby)

(via hundinfaust)

getcultured:

jvlioo:

cofficionado:

Originally posted by usedpimpa

“Girl you think I give a fuck about this job. I don’t want this job, I want you.”

- Barack Obama

Big dick energy

(via juliuscaesarofficial)

copperbadge:

soprano-and-the-altoclef:

What a mood

I feel like not enough attention is being paid to the savagery of “said accurately of himself” right before the mood. 

(via juliuscaesarofficial)

tylerbear:

when someone asks about my mental health

(via asparagays)

waywardjolie:

art-woonz:

Art By IG: @alysontabbitha

Instagram: @artwoonz

(via sodomymcscurvylegs)

sarazanmai:

it took me like 3 minutes to process the fact that this wasnt cgi 

(via knife-eared-warden)

1petulantpanda:

primedoverlord:

friendly-animals:

(Source)

“Are cats a solid or a liquid?” The world may never know. 

They are non-Newtonian fluids.

(via only1600kids)

littleemobunnny:

pepethefrogblog:

yellow-shrek:

voguediet:

aphadorothy:

cutejellybeanss:

theres something fun about wasting time reading about celebrities and zodiac signs like it wont really change our life but we still do it

i thought im the only one who felt this way

no I do too don’t worry I think we are normal

since yall love to waste time:

• Aries: how dangerous are you based on your zodiac sign
• Taurus: what is your zodiac moon sign
  
• Gemini: what engagement ring is best for you
  
• Cancer: who’s your disney prince soulmate
  
• Leo: what is your zodiac sign based on your personality
• Virgo: what should your zodiac sign actually be
• Libra: find the perfect wedding dress based on your zodiac sign
• Scorpio: what grosses your zodiac sign most
• Sagittarius: your dream job based on your zodiac sign
• Capricorn: which sign you definitely shouldn’t you date
• Aquarius:  your zodiac sign based on these relationship questions
• Pisces: what zodiac sign is your true love

bonus: only a true astrologer can score 10/12 on this test 

what on earth is that gif for

its because he scored 9/12 on the astrologer test

(via only1600kids)